A tip for lost drivers

Car drivers: here's a tip if you're lost and are looking for directions to the local BUPA hospital. If you have a choice between the rather uncouth pedestrian, and the runner wearing a pacing device on one wrist, heart rate monitor on the other wrist, a purposeful expression on her face, and a good turn of speed, pick the pedestrian! If you do stop the runner, at least do her the courtesy of not referring to her craft as jogging. Regardless of such potential misdemeanour, bear in mind that even though she may appear quite polite, as you drive off she will be cursing and swearing at you for interrupting her session, and is likely then to slag you off on her blog that evening.